I love cows, as I was recently reminded when I made my annual visit to a steak restaurant in Portugal called Wolf. I hardly ever go to steak restaurants – you could call it a rare occurrence – [...]
This week’s word is late in coming to you for one very good reason: I’ve been distracted. You know when you get a hair stuck in the back of your throat and you can’t shift it? [...]
Here’s a question for you. Who holds the record for the world’s most pointless world record? There must be hundreds of candidates. I remember someone doing laps of TV Centre carrying [...]
“Do you grow?” Sorry, but I can’t talk about vegetables without quoting Withnail and I – a policy I’d like to see enforced in supermarkets. “I think the carrot [...]
To steal from the wit of John Cooper Clarke, “I don’t normally do requests unless I’m specifically asked for them.” Well, someone did. We were just drinking up after [...]
